In light of last night’s dream filled slumber, I felt a new segment to this site was needed. We all have dreams every night, whether we remember them or not. And some of us writers here on DemDanjaBoiz have some pretty nifty ones. So I thought I would start this new segment with my most memorable dream of last night. Continue reading
Thursday, I found myself coming home late at night with quite the hungry tummy. I had been gone all day doing what I do and the sweet taste of spaghetti and meatballs lingered in my head. I looked at the clock; it read about 2 a.m. I thought to myself about how I could get myself some spaghetti. I knew Fazoli’s was closed as well as Olive Garden (but eating Olive Garden alone is just sad). I then wondered if my pantry contained any Spaghetti O’s. Though this is a poor subsitute, my options were slim. I got up from my computer chair and journeyed to the kitchen. Instead of going straight for the pantry, something told me I should check the refrigerator. I opened my fridge and what do I see? What amazing dish greets my looking balls? None other than a bowl of spaghetti. But not only just a bowl of spaghetti…but a bowl of spaghetti AND meatballs. What is the coincidence that the food I had been craving just happened to be the meal that my mom prepared that night. Also, what is the coincidence that there were leftovers? My answer, nonbelievers, is this: there is no coincidence. If you want something bad enough just pray and maybe you, too, will get your very own bowl of spaghetti with some added meatballs.
Mongo Pushing! Not only is it very aggravating, but it demonstrates a complete lack of grace. Please, for everyone’s sake, stop looking like an ass. Don’t know how to push the correct way? Don’t worry, I’ve assembled a tutorial.
- Assess whether you are regular or goofy. In skateboard terms, this means what foot do you lead with. Do which ever feels more comfortable.
- Make note: the foot you lead with will NOT be the foot you pump with. This is crucial.
- So, using the deductive properties we can determine that we will be pushing with our back foot. If you’re regular, that mean you’re right foot, goofy; left.
Congratulations, you now are normal. Notice your increased balance and how people won’t stare at you like you’re retarded. Have a lovely day.
Adam Nyerere Bahner, better known by the stage name Tay Zonday, has made yet another sweet video. If you happened to miss the internet phenomenon that was “Chocolate Rain” last summer, then you need to watch it first. After you have watched and enjoyed it numerous times… then check this out. Continue reading
I typed “Black Metal” in Google Image Search to find this picture.