Mongo Pushing! Not only is it very aggravating, but it demonstrates a complete lack of grace. Please, for everyone’s sake, stop looking like an ass. Don’t know how to push the correct way? Don’t worry, I’ve assembled a tutorial.
- Assess whether you are regular or goofy. In skateboard terms, this means what foot do you lead with. Do which ever feels more comfortable.
- Make note: the foot you lead with will NOT be the foot you pump with. This is crucial.
- So, using the deductive properties we can determine that we will be pushing with our back foot. If you’re regular, that mean you’re right foot, goofy; left.
Congratulations, you now are normal. Notice your increased balance and how people won’t stare at you like you’re retarded. Have a lovely day.