Actually I didn’t have it locked…

Wag of my finger

Mongo Pushing! Not only is it very aggravating, but it demonstrates a complete lack of grace.  Please, for everyone’s sake, stop looking like an ass.  Don’t know how to push the correct way?  Don’t worry, I’ve assembled a tutorial. 

1.  Assess whether you are  regular or goofy.  In skateboard terms, this means what foot do you lead with.  Do which ever feels more comfortable.
2. Make note: the foot you lead with will NOT be the foot you pump with.  This is crucial.
3. So, using the deductive properties we can determine that we will be pushing with our back foot.  If you’re regular, that mean you’re right foot, goofy; left. 

Congratulations, you now are normal.  Notice your increased balance and how people won’t stare at you like you’re retarded.  Have a lovely day.

Make It “Cherry Chocolate Rain!!!”

Adam Nyerere Bahner, better known by the stage name Tay Zonday, has made yet another sweet video. If you happened to miss the internet phenomenon that was “Chocolate Rain” last summer, then you need to watch it first. After you have watched and enjoyed it numerous times… then check this out.  

No Need For Make-Up

 I typed “Black Metal” in Google Image Search to find this picture.

Who’s job is it really to stop Global Warming?

While debates of Global Warming and what we can do to stop its devastation are taking place, we need to realize it shouldn’t be completely our job to fix the problem.As earth’s temperature rises, our polar ice caps are melting and footage of polar bears being stuck on ice shelves, lost at sea, are being shown to bring pity to viewers in an attempt to make them try and do what they can to stop Global Warming. But since most civilized human beings do not live near a melting glacier, is it really our job to save the polar bears? If they don’t want to become extinct, maybe they should start stepping up, too. So to all of you polar bears: you guys need to start doing your part to stop Global Warming. I mean I don’t see you guys planting a tree, or driving around in a hybrid car. Instead you fish all day and swim. How fucking productive is that? Quit being so lazy and start doing your part. When you all die off I will feel no pity for you. You have been warned.

Why Does God Hate Arizona Sports?

    HOLIDAY BOWL IT IS!! Yet another disappointing day in the world of Arizona Sports. The Sun Devils finished the regular season 10-2, being the best record the team has held since the “Plumer Days” in the 1996 season… yet no BSC bid (Thank you Sports for shafting us again!!)   Read More–>

   

Tales from the Crypt

 I just felt like posting this picture.  What else is there really to say?  Oh yes…. 

Pandaf Golf

I would like to start off by saying congratulations to the creators of this game for finding and exploiting every way possible to piss me off while trying to enjoy your sickly addicting game of ball bouncing.

Dear Mr. Crow

Yesterday I was busy withdrawing 100 dollars at the ATM to pay for my “lost key” fee (along with all of the late fees attached that had piled up over the last few months) when I was struck with an epiphany.  In light of the recent MU fire, safety has been of the utmost importance amongst many students.  Should ramps be built in the MU to cater to those relegated to a wheel chair, even though the majority of buildings across the country lack such a feature?  Should sprinkler systems be integrated into the structure on all floors?  These questions are dwarfed by a much more pressing issue.  How safe is it in your private money room?

The DAN-ger Zone is Here!

After much contemplation and meditation, i have finally come to a name for my page… and as you can see “The DAN-ger Zone” will be the new haven for the mysteries of life, football, Gears of War, and everything in the world of midget tossing.

And as a celebratory occation, my good friend Bryan brought the “Danger Zone” music video to my attention, and i figure there is no better to commence the festivities then by sharing the video on my first post. …(although i am posting this video, I in no way condone anything related to Tom Cruise, Scientology, and shitty 80’s movies).

This will be the first of many my friends.